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Independence Day Weekend

Americans celebrate our independence with annual traditions.

Based on the current state of our country, which item best represents what you will be doing this holiday weekend?

Modernize my home to be energy efficient according to O’s standards
Lowering the asking price on the sale of my home. AGAIN
Writing another letter to my Congressional Rep – that I know they won’t read. AGAIN
Tuning out ANY coverage of Michael Jackson
Scheduling any potential surgeries I think I may need
Updating my family’s passports
Using Hamburger Helper for my July 4th BBQ
Going to warehouse store to buy normal incandescent light bulbs – in bulk
Tuning out ANY coverage of “the one”

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Can you come up with the funniest caption for the photo above?

Original photo caption:Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama steps off his campaign plane as he arrives in Paris, July 25, 2008.(Jim Young/Reuters)

The glory is all in seeing if your caption comes in at #1! Please send your (clean and tasteful) caption entry (or entries) to FSMCaption@gmail.com by noon on Tuesday. The top entries will be posted in this space next Wednesday.

Good luck!

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